aeromachia:

sergeantprnz:

WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME THINK OF DOOMQUASAR.
THIS FLOWER WOULD WEAR LEOPARD PRINT AND WE ALL KNOW IT.

aeromachia:

sergeantprnz:

WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME THINK OF DOOMQUASAR.

THIS FLOWER WOULD WEAR LEOPARD PRINT AND WE ALL KNOW IT.

(Source: , via lettersfromtitan)